Son: I want to be a dad when I grow up.
Mom: How so?
Son: I want to grow tall and be strong.
Mom: Why do you want to be like that?
Son: Because I’m small and weak.
Mom: Maybe so but you are innocent too.
The Tree said to the flower: I am bigger.
The flower said to the tree: I am smaller.
The kid: I am faster than you!
The other kid: I am faster than you!
The kid: I am faster than light speed.
The other kid: Really?
the other kid: Why don’t you answer.
The kid: You missed my answer.
The peanut butter jar: Here I am.
The man: There you are!
The rock: You will not change my mind.
The water: I’ll come again tomorrow.
The wife: I dreamed of you.
The husband: I am here and I am real.
The wife: You were a dream.
The husband: I was?
The wife: You were.
The husband: Perhaps I was.
The wife: You are.
The girl: Would you like the usual?
The boy: No.
The girl: No black coffee?
The boy: I like tea now.
The man: When I was young I used to play games.
The woman: And now?
The man: I just play.
The stranger: Have we met before?
The man: I don’t think so.
The stranger: We both entered the room at the exact time?
The man: I know.
The stranger: We are meeting now
The man: Yes, we are.
The woman: Where are we going?
The man: To the shop, I told you about.
The woman: I don’t see any shops here.
The man: It is there.
The woman: I have sadness in my heart.
The sky: Look at me.
The woman looks at the sky.
The boy: I found a treasure!
The girl: Yes, sure.
The boy: You won’t believe it till you see it.
The girl: Show me.
The boy: I have. You can’t see it.
The sea: I like when you roll.
The wave: You roll too!
The heart: Take it easy.
The heart owner: I’ve got no time.
The heart: You’ve got me.
Bird 1: I watch and I learn.
Bird 2:What have you learned?
Bird 1: I learned to watch.
The girl: Do you love me?
The boy: Me?
The girl: Yes.
The boy: I do sometimes.
The girl: Sometimes?
The boy: I am hard to love.
The man: Would you care for a walk?
The woman: I wouldn’t.
The tree: I’m glad there is a new tree in the park.
The palm: Why don’t you go shake hands?
After 10 Years.
The older tree: Nice to meet you.
The new tree: Nice of you to reach out.
The woman: Look at the new building.
The other woman: They are still building.
The woman: still?
The other woman: yes.
The woman: No wonder it’s taking a long time.
The big star: How many years are you?
The small star: Enough to shine.
The big star: You seem to like aging.
The small star: I like living.
The old man: You know how to smirk, boy.
The boy: Huh?
The old man smirks.
The boy: You don’t.
Person A: I need to get out of here.
Person B: Tell what happened?
Person A: I want out.
Person B: Out is not a destination.
1 : It is a nice morning, isn’t it?
2 : Hmm
1 : You work here?
2 : Not really.
1 : You are meeting someone?
2 : Not quite.
1 : What are you waiting for then?
2 : Nothing.
1 : Then why don’t you get off my lawn.
Mom: You want to talk about it?
Daughter: Not really.
Mom: How about I make you some coffee?
Mom: With marshmallows on top?
Mom makes coffee.
Daughter: Can I tell you what happened?
Orangefish: I try to get the big bubbles but I can’t reach them fast enough.
Bluefish: I see.
Orange fish: I first aim at one bubble because it’s important to focus on the bubble, then I swim at my full speed but it pops before I get it.
Orangefish: Actually I read a whole book about “how to get the bubble”.
Bluefish: Did that help?
Orangefish: Of course!
It Is What It Is
The boy: How old are you?
The old man: As much as you want.
The boy: 100 years.
The old man: It is.
The boy: It is a lot of time to be alive.
The old man: It is.
The boy: 50 years?
The old man: It is?
The boy: 50 years made you old.
The old man: They made me wise too.
The cat: When the morning comes, the birds wake up.
The dog: The master wakes up too.
The cat: It is hunting time.
The dog: The master feeds us in the morning.
The cat: We can feed ourselves.
The dog: What if we can’t catch them.
The cats: We do next time.
The dog: I don’t like birds.
The cat: You don’t like freedom.
Cup or Cone
The girl: I want vanilla ice cream, please.
The shop guy: Cup or a cone?
The girl: I don’t know!
The shop guy: Then you don’t get any.
The mother: I have a new story.
The boy: I want the old one.
The mother: This new one is exciting.
The boy: So as the old one.
The dad: Where is your mom?
The girl: Where is your wife?
The dad: That is not funny.
The girl: That is not fair.
The tree: It is summer.
The other tree: It is warm.
The tree: It is summer.
The other tree: It is beautiful.
The tree: It is summer.
The other tree: It is summer.
Me and You
The morning breathed.
The flower stretched.
The morning is singing.
The flower is humming.
The morning is here.
The flower is alive.
The street said to the car: Feel comfortable.
The car said: I don’t want to.
The street said: It is Okay.
The car said: I’m counting on you.
The schoolgirl: My mom said it is dangerous to think sometimes.
The other schoolgirl: But we have to think because we are born with a brain.
The schoolgirl: Not always.
The other schoolgirl: My brain needs a break.
The homeless: Can I have 10?
The man: What for?
The homeless: I’m hungry.
The man: You can have my lunch.
Leap of Death
The woman: When I was young, we used to come to this lake.
The man: You’ve got to be a good swimmer.
The woman: I dived deep.
The man: A professional diver too.
The woman: I drowned.
Hide and Seek
The boy: Don’t stop counting!
The girl: 10-11-12…
The boy: You stopped?
The girl: Only for a second.
A deal Is A deal
The mom: Finish your homework by 1 pm
and you can have ice cream.
The boy: I finished!
The mom: It is not 1 pm yet.
The night: Hope to see you again.
The day: I hope so too.
The night: And if we don’t?
The day: Then we are through.
The night: Well, you know how to get people to work.
The day: So do you, my friend.
Every Day Is Different
The girl: Look in my eyes.
The boy: Why?
The girl: Just do it.
The boy: I see them every day.
The girl: you haven’t seen them today.
The mother: My momma taught me how to raise children.
The single man: How?
The mother: She raised me!
The single man: So as my mom!
The mother: So, you know how to raise kids?
The single man: I’ll know when they come.
The radio: Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.
The man: No sunshine but the sun is still out there.
The radio: It’s not warm when she’s away.
The man: It’s cold cause it’s winter season.
Person: You already know how to fly, how to eat and how to make a secure nest.
The bird: ….
Person: You already know how to live, how to mate, and how to be happy and joyful.
The bird: ….
Person: You were already given life!
Sinners Need Forgiveness
Woman: My heart is heavy, forgive me Lord for what I have done.
Woman: I have cursed my son but he is sinning against you.
Woman: Sinners need punishment. Please forgive me but I had to do it.
Woman: I will not forgive him for what he did.
Woman: Thank you Lord for forgiving me.
His Door Is Always Open
Man: Help me, Lord!
Man: My demons are following me.
Man: I did it today and I repent.
Man: Make them leave me alone. Tomorrow I’m a changed person.
Man: But if I do it again tomorrow, who will accept my repentance but you?
Worshipper: You call the day a day and there will be light.
Worshipper: You call the night a night and there will be darkness.
Worshipper: You call my heart and it’s yours so let it be full of you, my love.
Laugh With Me
School kid: When first I talked to the teacher, she won’t listen to me, I wanted her to fix my grades! I studied hard for the math test but failed
School kid: The second time I talked to her, she fill on the floor and the kids laughed, she said it was my fault because I talked a lot about grades.
School kid: I laugh now cause I know you did it, didn’t you!
She heard You
Person: The sky is grey and so is my heart.
The sky clears up and the sun shines.
Person: Oh well.
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Man: Fear is made.
Woman: Made not born?
Man: Fear is fake.
Woman: Fake not real?
Man: Are you scared?
Woman: Not any more.